Don’t get us wrong, we think Wikipedia is a wondrous creation. Never before has so much information been so easily accessible, and getting lost in its pages is great way to procrastinate whilst still convincing yourself that you’re doing something worthwhile.
Sometimes, though, it does rather go on a bit.
Luckily, excellent Tumblr TL:DR Wikipedia is here to provide a quick summary of what really need to know about various topics.
Here are 8 examples:
Read them all and you’ll instantly become at least 27% cleverer.
Apart from ours, obviously. All of those awards we won are definitely actually real, and you can’t prove otherwise.
Yup, that pretty much sums it up.
3. Wedding Invitation
If any of our married friends are reading this, don’t worry, *your* wedding was lovely.
'In a bathroom' is a state of mind.
Ahhhh, so *that’s* what the difference is.
6. Nail Clippers
They might joke, but those things are sharp!
7. Che Guevara
He was kind of like the Dov Charney of his time. We think.
They forgot “pub quiz cheating tool”, but otherwise this is spot on.
Via TL;DR Wikipedia
1) go read this, it’s very funny.
2) I HATE THOSE UGLY GREEN LINK BOXES!! They are the worst design feature ever. I am getting close to burning Tumblr to the ground they are so bad at designing a website.